Movie Rant Part Two-35% less cursing

Megatron was a fucken gun!!! Did anyone forget that shit?? If my memory serves me correctly, Megatron would turn into a gun and I think Starscream would wield him. And let me not forget that I thought that all the Decepticons were planes? Or at least 90% of them were. My point is this, it pisses me the fuck off that they treat the fan boys likes this. I have a simple resolution. Make a version of the movie for us-straight to DVD because fan boys hate light and crowds, and make a mass market version for the folks who don’t know what the fuck they are about to witness. Take for example the sodomistic mess that Spider Man 3 was. Eddie Brock in the comic was not that small in human form and if I remember, he used to intimidate Peter around, not the other way around. They gave us a slim version of Venom who just plain sucked. Here is my version; they should have left the Goblin and the Sandman out. Insert bigger Venom, and bring in mother fucken Carnage, Doppleganger, Deathlok, Carion, The Sinister Six, Morbius, Cloak and Dagger and a guest appearance by Captain America. Take all that shit and recreate the Maximum Carnage storyline-IT WILL WORK PEOPLE. Well, I don’t know about the Sinister Six but still, good concept. What else pissed me off….Ghostrider, Blade 2 and 3, the first Punisher, Daredevil, the first Hulk, the whole X Men trilogy and Spider Man 3. Yes I said it, all those pissed me off because I grew up reading half that shit and they could not get them right for the big screen. And oh yea, half of Transformers, that Megan Fox could get the old in and out if she fell into a coma right on my front lawn. Does anyone else think that CarryAnn moss is hot? I watched her in Momento and she is was not that bad looking, looked fucked up in the Matrix but those leather pants did show off her ass. Two other actresses I have an odd obsession over is Naomi Watts and Nicole Kidman….for some reason they would get the interracial facial from me.