What pisses me the f@ck off-movies

Alright, I am not going to receive any flak about this first part but I hate Shia Labouf or how ever you spell it and Micheal Cera-from Juno and Superbad fame. First, Shia is not a fucken actor, he is a figurehead, an entertainer, a "celebrity". Thre is a difference between celebrities and actors. Cage used to be an actor, now to me he is a celebrity (Bangkok Dangerous anyone?) Mel Gibson in his Ranson and Braveheart days was a fucken actor, Reeves in none of his movies was a fucken actor, he's like a cardboard cut out with a dam voice. Micheal Cera is just a fucken pussy, the roles he plays are so fucken soft I wanted to choke his ass to death, revive him then blow his head off. Now that I got that off my chest, I did not like X MEN 1-3 and a huge chunk of Transformers. You have to remember, I am a fanboy and I grew up reading and watching that shit. I did not "feel" the X-Men movies. The movie never fucken convinced me I was actually watching mutants instead of staring at Famke Jenson wishing she would psychically fuck Berry in the danger room for a good two hours. When I watched Iron Man, I felt like I was actually watching the real Iron Man. The same thing went for Blade, one of my favorite Marvel films, it was raw and it pulled no punches at all, you felt like this is how blade would be if the fucker was real. Same thing for the Dark Knight, Ledger was the fucken Joker, hands down and it scared the shit out of me. Now to Transformers, Megatron was a God Dam Gun, not a plane and I bet in the cartoon, the animated fucken children were not sweaty and super hot, making you grab your crotch every time that Megan chick pretended to care that robots were trying to kill her. Transformers was a combination of the Rock, Bad Boys and Crimson Tide. Same music, same camera angles, just different actors and situation. For part two, I need more robots, regular looking people because I am sure that the decepticons did not kill off all the fat and ugly people, and I need more robot action, not that fake I will fire at you and it does nothing shit. Keep Ms Fox because I got a new bottle of lotion and get rid of that faggot Josh guy, or at least let a decepticon sodomize him. As for X-Men, make everyone their comic book age, bring in Apocalypses, Strife, Master Mold, Cable, Omega Red, X-Factor, X-Force, Alpha Flight, Excalibur, Domino-hell I could go on and on, just do something to bring my faith back in the series. Until that day comes, I will watch Blade on repeat, keep my self warm by burning copies of DarveDevil and GhostRider and cry in my fanboy sleep.