Sunday, November 8, 2009

Why movies still suck ass

Was at work the other day and I thought to myself, I know why current day movies still suck cock-unforgetable characters. Name me 3 characters from Transformers debacle, part one or two. Go ahead, ill give you some time. Okay, Megan Fox and that black dude, NOT good enough. Oh wait, Optimus Prime and some other CGI pricks. Now think back to Aliens or Terminator 1 or 2. Sarah Conner, John Conner, Kyle Reese, T-2000-I think, T-1000, Elen Ripley, Newt, Lt Goren, Hicks, Burke, Sarge, Vasquez, Queen Alien, well you get my drift. How come I remember shit from the 80's and can't remember fucken anyones name from any movie in the last couple of years except Elen fucken Juno, becuase it was the name of the movie. Name the characters from shit like Mirrors, One Missed Call, the shitty Omen Remake. Remember any names from the Unborn, the Univited, Sunshine Cleaning, Little Miss Sunshine, shit anything. What was Robocops real name, Officer fucken Murphey. Pulp Fiction? The Wolf, Vincent, Jules, Marcellus and Mia Wallace, the Gimp, Zed, Butch, you get the idea again. Hell I can't name anyone from Planet Terror or Death Proof, the only thing I remember is Abernathy and I don't know if that was anyones name. So please, make shit with memerable characters that we will remember.

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